This series of tales from suburbia is being withdrawn from the public domain within the next few days as I have sold the Rights to a Swiss Film Producer for a ton of cash. So I’m off to the South Seas to while away the time sipping margarhitas, swinging in a hammock over-looking the bluest of seas. I may, or probably not, be accompanied by a suitably gorgeous man, wafting me with a cool breeze from one of those gigantic fans made from banana leaves and discussing the merits of the various creative pursuits I have been exploring.
Come back soon to read more tales from my imagination . . .
Anyone who can’t bear to on go living without having read them could get in touch.